you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
