ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
you win again, gameday.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Randomize
