I think my vagina is haunted
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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