I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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