Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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