woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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