the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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