just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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