? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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