i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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