And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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