I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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