Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
My cat gives me a boner
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
