We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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