you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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