He disabled his match.com account in front of me
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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