Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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