I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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