Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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