Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
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