I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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