on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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