Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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