Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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