She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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