my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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