I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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