im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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