I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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