I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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