Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
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