at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
