kristin has been a bad kristin
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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