ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I seem to have left my pride at pride
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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