last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
i think i just lost a toe
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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