pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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