I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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