I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
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