If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
