Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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