How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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