idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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