she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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