I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Found the puke drawer
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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