Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
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