Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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