Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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