glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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