so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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