allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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