After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Banned from zoo.
Again?
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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