Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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