he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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