kristin has been a bad kristin
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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