so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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