new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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