My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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